Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
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- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
“Could he really be a genius?”
Inside the Haicheng History Museum, Xiao Zhou was in charge of reviewing the entries for the cultural competition. He stared at a document on his screen. He was completely stunned.
Young people today are returning to traditional culture in huge numbers. To attract them, you have to come up with something truly novel.
The museum launched this competition for two reasons. One was to find fresh inspiration. The other was to one up the Haicheng Museum next door.
Xiao Zhou originally expected a few decent ideas. But after reading this proposal, a single thought crossed his mind.
“If we let this guy enter, won’t it just be a slaughter for the other contestants?”
Xiao Zhou looked at the signature at the bottom of the file. It read: 【Super Invincible Cosmic Berserk Cool and Dazzling Little Prince of Wood Carving】.
He felt a bit numb. He expected to see a famous name or a professional studio.
“How is this possible?”
Wasn’t this just the random blogger he had invited on a whim last night? He only sent the invite yesterday. This blogger already finished a full proposal today?
“What is wrong, Xiao Zhou?”
Gong Zhenbao, the head of the operations department, noticed Xiao Zhou’s daze. He walked over with a confused expression.
Xiao Zhou shivered. He immediately answered.
“Nothing is wrong, Teacher Gong. I was just checking the emails for our creative competition.”
Xiao Zhou was quite afraid of Gong Zhenbao.
People on the internet said the post-00s generation was going to “rectify the workplace.” But Xiao Zhou was just a timid employee. He didn’t dare to cause trouble.
(TL: Rectify the workplace (整顿职场 – Zhěngdùn zhíchǎng): A popular Chinese social media trend. It refers to the “Post-00s” generation (Gen Z) refusing to follow toxic office culture, like working unpaid overtime or sucking up to bosses.)
Luckily, Gong Zhenbao was just a serious man. He never made things intentionally difficult for his staff.
Gong Zhenbao had organized this competition because the museum next door had a hit product. It was selling like crazy.
Failing on your own is bad enough. Seeing your rival succeed is much worse.
Whenever he heard the other museum bragging, Gong Zhenbao would get so angry he would punch the air in the middle of the night.
“Have you found any outstanding emails?” Gong Zhenbao asked.
Xiao Zhou was only a first level reviewer. His job was to filter out inappropriate content. He didn’t make the final choices.
But since the boss asked, he told the truth.
“Teacher Gong, I think this one is actually very good.”
“Super Invincible Cosmic Berserk Cool and Dazzling Little Prince of Wood Carving?”
Gong Zhenbao read the name. His hope immediately vanished. What kind of ridiculous name was that?
Despite his doubts, he saw Xiao Zhou’s nervous recommendation. He kept a straight face and started reading the first page.
Ten minutes passed. Gong Zhenbao sat down in Xiao Zhou’s chair to read it again.
Another ten minutes passed. He stretched his neck closer to the monitor to read it a third time.
After a long silence, he spoke.
“Xiao Zhou.”
Xiao Zhou snapped to attention. “Yes, Teacher Gong! Please give your orders!”
“Quickly! Contact this Prince immediately!”
Xiao Zhou was confused.
Gong Zhenbao finally showed his teeth in a wide smile.
“His Royal Highness noticed that we have reliefs in our new exhibition. He wants us to carve ancient surname totems onto wood products. This gives tourists a sense of personal connection. It promotes traditional culture. We can even use our staff scholars to verify the totems!”
The other staff members were curious.
“What if a surname is too rare? What if we can’t find a totem for it?”
Gong Zhenbao laughed happily.
“Do you think His Royal Highness missed that?”
“He wrote that tourists with rare surnames can receive a special hidden style wooden figure. This is a perfect marketing point. We can film videos of people with rare surnames like Dugu or Nangong. It will go viral!”
“He even mentioned the even rarer surname Diwu. We could do a crossover with a popular game for it. The man is a genius!”
(TL: The surname “Diwu” literally means “The Fifth.” A reference to the game Identity V (known as Diwu Ren’ge in China). It’s a very popular gothic horror game.)
The entire office was stunned. This was a complete marketing masterclass.
“How do we price it? Did he write that too?”
Gong Zhenbao smiled mysteriously. Xiao Zhou nodded and answered for him.
“He did. The price is thirty yuan higher than our standard products.”
Someone hesitated. “Will tourists think that is too expensive?”
“For just one extra yuan, a master carver will engrave a custom character on the back of the totem.”
The room filled with gasps of “holy f*ck.”
Buying a hundred yuan item with free shipping feels very different from buying an eighty yuan item with twenty yuan shipping.
“This person understands technology. He also understands psychology and marketing.”
Gong Zhenbao was beaming with joy.
“Xiao Zhou, contact him now. We need to secure a long term partnership!”
…
On the other side of the city.
Lu Xing and Professor Song really did work until the sun came up.
In the end, Lu Xing lost.
He couldn’t help it. Professor Song was a machine. Her passion for research was terrifying. She had a “burn the candle at both ends” energy that was almost supernatural.
When the sky turned bright, she finally ordered Lu Xing to go to sleep.
Ring ring ring!
The alarm went off. Lu Xing snapped his eyes open and sat up instantly.
He used to love sleeping in. But sleeping in meant no money. He had developed a trick to survive.
The moment the alarm sounds, you must move. If you grit your teeth and jump out of bed, you will stay awake.
“Eight o’clock.”
He had only gone to bed at six. He had slept for exactly two hours.
He went to the bathroom to wash his face.
“When I graduate, I am going to sleep for three days straight.”
Before leaving the room, he looked around at the decor.
Since moving in, he realized this bedroom was a dream for any man.
The computer and consoles were all top tier. The chair was the most expensive model on the market.
There were Iron Man helmets, rare cards, and Gundam models everywhere. In the corner, there was even a full set of Emperor Armor.
Every cool gadget he had ever seen online was right here in this room.
“You are truly wealthy, Professor Song.”
This room was perfectly designed for an eighteen year old with “middle school syndrome.”
Lu Xing took one last look, then stepped out into the hallway.
He looked down from the second floor balcony. He saw Song Junzhu with her back to him. She was staring intensely at her computer screen.
However, Lu Xing narrowed his eyes.
The video on her screen didn’t look like physics. It didn’t look like research at all.
He stood quietly in the corridor. He took out his phone and opened the camera.
He zoomed in. Then he zoomed in again.
Until he saw clearly the video playing on Song Junzhu’s computer, he fell into a silence.
…
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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