Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
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- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
The sea breeze brushed against Lu Xing’s face. The huge fireworks illuminated his indifferent expression, leaving it with nowhere to hide.
Before, Song Junzhu’s abnormalities were exceptionally clear in his mind.
‘Why?’
Why did Song Junzhu say she wanted to send him abroad to university?
‘Why?’
Why was Song Junzhu suddenly willing to condescend to tutor him?
‘Why?’
Why was Song Junzhu willing to let him hit her?
‘Why do all these things?’
This was Haicheng Port. He didn’t even dare to think about the price of a yacht. He didn’t know how much it would cost to set off a fireworks display here.
But Song Junzhu just did it.
The brilliant glow of the fireworks in the sky was reflected on the water’s surface, the sparkling water reflecting a myriad of colors.
And now.
Song Junzhu was standing so close to him. He could almost feel the breathy sound of her voice when she spoke.
Lu Xing wasn’t slow. He sensed a subtle feeling.
In summary.
Song Junzhu had fallen for him.
No.
It should be said, Song Junzhu had fallen for the professional simp, Lu Xing.
Lu Xing lowered his eyes, no longer looking at the expensive fireworks and performance.
‘Professor Song, I can’t act for you for a lifetime.’
‘You should wake up.’
Where on earth…
Where did it start to go wrong?
The vast memories in Lu Xing’s mind began to rapidly rewind. From which day did Professor Song start to act strangely?
“I want to say…”
Song Junzhu paused for a moment. Her intuition, which had always been a hundred percent accurate, kicked in again.
At this moment, her intuition was warning her with extreme intensity: Don’t say it, don’t say it. If you say it, you will definitely lose the most precious thing!
The word “love” was already on the tip of her tongue. Song Junzhu once again chose to trust her intuition and changed her words.
“…I’m sorry.”
“I want to apologize to you. I’m sorry, I was not good to you before.”
Phew—
Lu Xing, for a rare moment, didn’t care about his professional integrity and let out a very obvious sigh of relief.
Good!
So good!
Lu Xing lowered his eyes, held the wrist of the hand Song Junzhu had placed on his shoulder, and said sincerely.
“You weren’t, Professor Song. I know you’re upset in your heart. This is a way to vent. It’s okay. I’m willing. I’ve never blamed you. It’s not your fault.”
“The fireworks are very beautiful, the yacht is also very beautiful, and the sea breeze is very comfortable. Professor Song, thank you. Thank you for being willing to do these things for me.”
The always proud Professor Song had used up her lifetime’s quota of apologies on Lu Xing.
Song Junzhu stared blankly at the fireworks in the sky, Lu Xing’s soothing words in her ear. She suddenly thought.
‘A yacht, dinner, fireworks, a confession.’
What’s the difference between her and that school prince whose head she had smashed before?
Had Lu Xing ever said he liked her?
Yes.
He had said it thousands of times.
But among these thousands of times, how many were sincere?
If she had really confessed just now, then what would Lu Xing do? What would he feel?
Would he be scared?
Song Junzhu lowered her head and forced a smile.
She seemed to have messed things up.
…
Returning home at night.
Song Junzhu, who had said she would quit drinking, took out a long-unused wine glass and red wine and got herself drunk.
Lu Xing still had to drag her to give her a bath.
“Aiya, Professor Song, don’t move around. You’ll fall.”
“What will happen if I fall?” Professor Song, after getting drunk, was a little slurred. Lu Xing couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
Lu Xing had a conversation with the drunkard with great interest. “If you fall and hit your head, you’ll transmigrate.”
Song Junzhu’s eyes were dazed. “I want to transmigrate.”
“Oh~~~ then does Professor Song want to transmigrate to the steam age and start the industrial era?” Lu Xing thought, she loves to study so much, wouldn’t she want to see those scientific giants?
“No, no.”
Song Junzhu’s eyes were straight. She saw the Lu Xing in front of her split into three people. She randomly grabbed one Lu Xing and said, slurring.
“I want to go back, I want to go back to six months ago!”
Hiss—
Lu Xing looked down at where Song Junzhu’s hand was placed and rolled his eyes.
‘Damn it.’
Did you install a GPS? The positioning is so accurate.
He pushed Song Junzhu’s hand away, washed her clean, and pretended not to have heard what she said.
‘Six months ago?’
Six months ago was the day the two of them met.
Professor Song, what do you want to do?
Isn’t it good like this?
You go abroad, I return to a peaceful life.
Lu Xing put a bathrobe on the fragrant-smelling Song Junzhu and placed her on the bed.
He adjusted the indoor temperature and covered her with a quilt.
The sleeping Professor Song was far from having her usual attack power, but her features were still exquisite and bright.
Lu Xing stared at her lips, thought for a moment, and then found a lip balm.
After applying the lip balm, Lu Xing twisted open a bottle of water and placed it where she could easily reach it.
“Goodnight, Professor Song.”
Lu Xing turned off the light and no longer recited those love confessions.
On the way back, he had been tracing the root of the problem, where it had gone wrong.
He had found it.
It was that day when Song Junzhu was drunk, and he had recited love confessions from the internet to her by the bed for a long time.
Perhaps…
‘Song Junzhu wasn’t in a coma at that time?’
…
Guest Room.
Thanks to Miss Song Junzhu for leaving him a quite perfect bedroom.
Lu Xing lay on the recliner by the window, scrolling through the trending topics. The top story was the fireworks show at Haicheng Port.
At the very, very end…
Expensive fireworks filled the entire sky, forming the shape of “LOVE.”
Lu Xing let out a laugh and closed the trending topics.
‘Professor Song, thankfully you didn’t say it. Otherwise, I might not be able to lie here so peacefully.’
Until eleven o’clock.
“Hmm? Why isn’t Liu Qingqing sending the script?”
Lu Xing sent a question mark with confusion.
Liu Qingqing on the other end directly made a call, which caught Lu Xing quite off guard.
He adjusted his voice.
“Hello? What’s wrong, Qingqing?”
Liu Qingqing on the other end let out a light laugh.
“We’re not reading the script today.”
‘Huh?’
Not reading the script?
Lu Xing scratched his head. Then they can’t just chat dryly here, right?
So he said.
“Then shall I sing you a song, Qingqing?”
Liu Qingqing laughed, her voice revealing a lightness.
“No need.”
“I’ve fallen in love with a boy.”
Ah…
Lu Xing nodded. “Then do you need to end the contract?”
“No.”
Liu Qingqing refused very decisively.
“I want to ask you, do you have any way to help me pursue him?”
…
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- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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