Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
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“Daddy!”
Nannan waved her small, white fists, trying to get Lu Xing’s attention.
Lu Xing raised an eyebrow and immediately asked with a smile.
“Hey! What’s wrong?”
Nannan stretched out her round hand in a milky voice.
“Nannan has candy. Daddy, guess which hand it’s in!”
The child’s chubby little hand, clenched tightly, was extended in front of Lu Xing. Lu Xing couldn’t help but laugh.
If only all his clients were as normal as Nannan.
Lu Xing pretended to think hard for a while, then randomly pointed to one hand.
“Daddy guesses it’s in this hand!”
“You guessed right!”
Nannan happily opened her small hand. Inside was a piece of candy.
“Daddy is so amazing!”
Lu Xing laughed with genuine sincerity and kissed Nannan’s round little face.
“Oh no, you gave all the candy to me. What will you eat?”
Nannan had already thought of this. She put her hands on her hips like a little adult, and her other hand also opened.
Inside was another piece of candy.
Nannan grinned, revealing her small white teeth. “Nannan has candy to eat too!”
Lu Xing was stunned.
So, no matter which hand he guessed, they would each get a piece of candy.
Lu Xing’s heart was filled with mixed feelings. He hugged Nannan and said softly.
“Nannan is so good!”
He had actually been adopted before.
A very cliché plot. That family had no children, so they adopted him.
He thought it was the start of a new life, but that family didn’t give up. They tried IVF many times and finally had a child of their own.
From then on, his life re-entered hell.
If Lu Xing washed ten small tomatoes, he wouldn’t get to eat a single one. They all went into his younger brother’s stomach.
Later, that family went camping. As they were passing a crossroads, a car came rushing towards them.
The couple quickly grabbed their child and ran, leaving Lu Xing carrying large and small bags of camping gear, unable to run at all.
If it weren’t for that car crashing into the green belt…
Lu Xing would have gone to heaven to say hello to God.
Lu Xing understood that family very well. After all, that was their biological child, of course, they were much closer to him.
But people who don’t consider you in small matters won’t consider you in big matters either.
Lu Xing didn’t say anything, but that family no longer dared to look him in the eye.
In the end, Lu Xing returned to the orphanage.
“Daddy! Is the candy sweet? This is Nannan’s favorite candy!”
Nannan’s milky voice sounded in his ear. Lu Xing raised a smile.
“It’s very sweet. Nannan is so good.”
Nannan smiled happily. “Nannan likes Daddy too!”
Uncle Chen watched the interaction between the father and daughter and showed a happy smile.
…
The car arrived at the villa.
Lu Xing carried Nannan in, scanned the surroundings, and was a little confused.
“Where’s Mommy?”
The next second.
The villa door opened, and Wen Lingxiu came in from outside.
Today, she was wearing a sun-protective shirt on top and tight jeans on the bottom, outlining her perky curves.
She was a little surprised to see Lu Xing. “You’re back so early?”
Lu Xing put Nannan down from his arms and said with a smile.
“You’re the one who’s back late. Alright, I’ll cook dinner tonight. You go wash your hands and change your clothes.”
Wen Lingxiu hummed softly in agreement, hugged Nannan, and asked again.
“Aren’t you going to ask me what I did today?”
She had already acknowledged Lu Xing.
So she also had to learn to gradually show her life to him.
It doesn’t matter if Lu Xing has no money; she has money.
I must make Lu Xing willingly be Nannan’s father!
Lu Xing’s hands didn’t stop tying his apron. As she wished, he asked with a grin.
“Then where did you go?”
“Driving practice.”
Wen Lingxiu answered quickly.
Lu Xing was surprised.
He thought Auntie Wen had gone to relax. Turns out she went to practice driving?
No wonder she was dressed so warmly; she was probably afraid of getting a tan.
Lu Xing had worked at a driving school before and had seen many girls wrap themselves up like ghosts to prevent tanning.
Wen Lingxiu put the keys on the table and explained gently.
“I don’t have a driver’s license. I used to have a driver for all my trips. Now I suddenly feel like I want to try driving a car myself.”
Although Lu Xing can’t drive, if she can, they can have a world for the three of them!
Lu Xing was a little confused.
“Do you go to a driving school?”
He didn’t think rich people like Wen Lingxiu would go to a driving school to practice.
As expected.
“The driving school sent a female instructor to teach me.”
The answer Wen Lingxiu gave was very fitting for her status.
Lu Xing leaned against the doorframe with a smile. “It’s a pity I’m not a driving school instructor. Otherwise, my teaching method would be the most suitable for you.”
Wen Lingxiu: ???
“What?”
Lu Xing glanced at the few strands of stray hair stuck to Wen Lingxiu’s neck from her slight sweating and curled his lips.
“I am best at encouraging-style teaching.”
“Common phrases include—
Wow! You turned that steering wheel so well!
Wow! You hit that brake pedal so beautifully!
Wow! You’re the smartest student I’ve ever seen!
Wow! I can tell at a glance that you’re a natural at learning to drive!
Wow! You hit that person so far!”
Wen Lingxiu’s gentle eyes were stunned for a moment. After reacting, she raised her red lips and laughed.
She couldn’t help but imagine the scene.
If Lu Xing were really her instructor and was so encouraging…
Wen Lingxiu smiled even more happily, her eyes squinting with pleasure.
“You can also practice driving during your summer vacation. Having a driver’s license could be crucial in an emergency.”
Lu Xing thought for a moment.
I’ll be long gone during the summer vacation. Even if I practice driving, it won’t be at Auntie Wen’s place!
“There are a few cars in the garage. You can drive them after you get your license. It’s good to go for a drive more often.”
After Wen Lingxiu finished speaking, she thought for a moment and then said softly.
“You’re young, you might not like to drive those cars. What kind of car do you like? I can buy another one after you get your license.”
Lu Xing wanted to die.
The gap between people is bigger than the gap between a person and a dog!
Even the worst car would take Lu Xing a long, long time of hard work to afford.
Seeing Lu Xing silent, Wen Lingxiu bit her lower lip and asked.
“Do you like to drive new cars, or old cars?”
(TL: That’s a trap!!
ED: Oh shit, I didn’t even realize till you pointed it out TT I am so cooked in the future.)
Lu Xing felt that this question was a bit strange, but he couldn’t put his finger on what was strange about it.
Whatever.
As a qualified master of treating everyone equally, his answer was, of course.
“New cars have the youthfulness of new cars, old cars have the style of old cars. Neither is better, neither is worse.”
Wen Lingxiu lowered her head and hummed in agreement, her ears turning soft and red.
“I think so too.”
Seeing that she was satisfied, Lu Xing let out a long sigh of relief.
Has Auntie Wen’s work pressure been too great recently? Why do all her questions feel so inexplicable!
“The gym is set up. You can go try it out tonight.”
Banknote-ability. You don’t have to use it, but you can’t not have it.
The renovation company, called by Wen Lingxiu to work overnight, not only had no complaints but was also flying with joy!
CEO Wen really pays!
Not like some people who want the horse to run but won’t let it eat grass.
…
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him