Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
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- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
“Urusai!”
(TL: Japanese for “Shut up!” or “Noisy!”)
Click.
When Xia Yeshuang opened the car door and got in, she heard this line of Japanese.
She looked at Zhao Yeye, who was already sitting in the car, and asked with confusion, “What’s all this ‘uru-lala’? What are you watching?”
Zhao Yeye had a lollipop in her mouth, her focus on the tablet in her hands. She said casually.
“Watching anime.”
“Look, you two are quite alike.”
She and Xia Yeshuang both studied vocal music, but Xia Yeshuang studied traditional Chinese singing, while she studied Bel Canto.
Although her teacher couldn’t teach Zhao Yeye Bel Canto, the person had already returned from her tour, so she still had to pay a visit.
“Very alike?”
Xia Yeshuang sat down beside Zhao Yeye with confusion and looked at the screen.
It was an anime. The female character inside had a head of golden hair.
She really did look a bit alike.
“I’m much prettier than her,” Xia Yeshuang said as such.
Zhao Yeye chuckled.
If anyone else had said this, they would simply be asking for a beating. But when Xia Yeshuang said it, it only made her seem arrogantly cute.
And it was more than just alike.
That golden hair and tsundere look were exactly the same as Xia Yeshuang!
“Are you watching or not? If you are, I’ll cast the screen.”
Xia Yeshuang originally didn’t want to watch, but the male protagonist in it seemed to be getting along very sweetly with the golden-haired female character.
And it just so happened that after her change of mindset, she didn’t know how to get along with Lu Xing.
They say art comes from life. Then she can learn some sweet little tricks from anime!
“Fine, I’ll watch with you.”
Zhao Yeye rolled her eyes.
‘You’re clearly the one who wants to watch, so why say it’s to accompany me!’
Such a little tsundere.
Zhao Yeye clicked on “continue playing.”
As the anime story continued to develop…
The corners of Xia Yeshuang’s mouth lifted unconsciously as she watched the male protagonist and the golden-haired girl get along sweetly.
But as she continued to watch, her smile began to fade.
Seeing the male protagonist acting lovey-dovey with other female characters, Zhao Yeye panicked and cut in.
“That… that’s all I can show! The rest is VIP content, and I don’t have a membership.”
As she spoke, she moved to lock the screen. But Xia Yeshuang clamped a hand down on her arm, her eyes pinned to the display.
At that exact moment, a bullet comment drifted across the screen:
[Since ancient times, the golden-haired ones are always the loser dogs. (doge face)]
Xia Yeshuang was silent.
Xia Yeshuang went into overheat.
Xia Yeshuang was furious!
“What does he mean? What does he mean? I’m going to report him!!!”
Xia Yeshuang’s defenses were directly broken. She was on the verge of rushing into the screen to beat up the bullet comment.
Zhao Yeye was terrified and quickly withdrew her own tablet.
Oh my god.
This is her own tablet. It still has 18Gb of educational videos on it. If she doesn’t feel the heartache, who will?
Xia Yeshuang angrily picked up her own phone and clicked on that anime.
Then she began to report, one by one, all the bullet comments and comments that said the golden-haired character was a loser dog.
“Golden-haired characters are not loser dogs, golden-haired characters are not loser dogs, golden-haired characters are not loser dogs.”
Ten-odd minutes later.
Xia Yeshuang stopped.
Zhao Yeye asked cautiously, “Are you okay?”
Xia Yeshuang stared at her faintly.
“I reported too many, and my account has been restricted.”
Zhao Yeye: …
‘Excuse me, is it too late for me to jump out of the car now?’
She looked at Xia Yeshuang’s crazy look and suggested considerately, “Aiya, this is actually just an isolated case. How about we watch a different anime?”
Xia Yeshuang agreed.
So she clicked on another anime.
Okay.
The golden-haired character is a loser dog.
She clicked on another anime.
Okay.
This time, the tsundere is a loser dog.
And another, and another…
Zhao Yeye didn’t dare to click on any more.
The current Xia Yeshuang was a portable bomb, ready to blow up the entire car at any moment.
Zhao Yeye was in despair.
‘Oh, heavens.’
I’ve accumulated good karma and been a good person my whole life, helping old ladies cross the street every day.
What have I ever done to you?!
Xia Yeshuang took a deep breath, forcibly maintaining her kindness and politeness.
“No need to change. Let’s just watch this.”
“I’ll observe and draw lessons from their example.”
Zhao Yeye: … I trust you. You’d better not be lying to me.
Twenty minutes later.
Unfortunately.
Xia Yeshuang had overestimated her own tolerance.
Fuck!
She could tolerate being called a golden-haired loser dog.
But on what grounds did the male protagonist of the anime end up with a girl with long, straight black hair who looked very much like Wei Qingyu?!
Xia Yeshuang was furious. But when she turned her head, she saw Zhao Yeye silently shedding tears.
“What’s wrong with you?”
Zhao Yeye said in despair.
“You bent my tablet…”
I hate you all.
I hate this world.
…
After Lu Xing found that Xia Yeshuang really didn’t come to school for the next few days, he happily arranged a time to meet with the senior sister.
Actually, Lu Xing had originally thought, could they just meet in the piano room? It would also be convenient.
But then again…
Meeting another woman in Xia Yeshuang’s territory…
What’s the difference between that and being cuckolded in your own wedding room?
“It seems my moral bottom line still needs to be lowered.”
Lu Xing said as he walked towards the place the senior sister had mentioned.
[You have arrived near your destination. This navigation has ended.]
With a broadcast from the Unethical Map, Lu Xing stood at the entrance of an amusement park, looking up at the huge sign in surprise.
“Huh?”
Making clothes in an amusement park?
No.
What kind of logic does this senior sister have?
Lu Xing sent a message to the senior sister with confusion. The senior sister replied very quickly.
She said she was waiting for him at the carousel and, by the way, sent him an electronic ticket.
Hehe.
Lu Xing was happy.
As long as he didn’t have to pay, it was fine!
He scanned the code to enter the park.
Lu Xing, braving the sound of vomiting under the pendulum ride and the screams under the roller coaster, finally found the carousel.
“Lu Xing!”
Hearing someone call his name, Lu Xing looked up and saw a girl sitting on a wooden horse.
It was the senior sister.
She was wearing a woven hat, her face was small, her person was thin, her lips were pink, the corners of her mouth were lifted in a smile, and she was holding a blue balloon in her hand.
Very cute.
Lu Xing stood there and looked at her with a smile.
Liu Qingqing happily ran up to Lu Xing, stood on her tiptoes, and stretched out her arms.
“Hey, lower your head a little.”
Lu Xing lowered his head.
Liu Qingqing placed the woven hat from her head onto his, and said happily.
“I made this myself. It can block the sun, and it’s very nice!”
The light from above was suddenly blocked. Lu Xing was taken aback for a moment.
Liu Qingqing said with a smile, “According to scientific research, a person’s creativity is at its greatest when they are playing.”
“So, how about we talk about the ideas for the clothes while we play? My treat as the senior sister.”
The four words Lu Xing hated most in his life were—”client wants a freebie.”
The four words Lu Xing liked most in his life were—”I get a freebie.”
Anyone who says this is too much of a double standard, just shut your mouth!
In the world of the God of Stars, he is the emperor!
Anyone who questions the emperor will be executed along with their nine generations.
And so, Lu Xing happily went to experience various rides with the senior sister.
Before, he had no money but had time. Later, he had money but no time.
Now that he had such an opportunity, it would be a waste not to take it.
Liu Qingqing looked at Lu Xing’s back as he threw away the trash, the corners of her mouth lifting into an obedient and cute smile.
She had carefully studied the “Star Chasing Guide” produced by Lu Xing himself and found that what he said made a lot of sense.
But.
Given that she was pursuing Lu Xing himself, some tricks absolutely could not be copied entirely.
After experiencing some of the more gentle rides…
Liu Qingqing pointed at the roaring roller coaster passing by and said with some excitement.
“Junior brother, do you want to go on that?”
The Star Chasing Guide — The Suspension Bridge Effect.
She had made improvements.
Not only was the shampoo she was using now very fragrant, but she had also specially done a hand mask a long time ago.
She guaranteed that the first second Lu Xing touched her hand, he wouldn’t want to let go!
Looking at the wailing people on the roller coaster, Lu Xing swallowed and said.
“I don’t like roller coasters,” he said. “They’re too noisy. They always wake me up right after I faint.”
Liu Qingqing was taken aback for a moment, then she laughed out loud.
‘Junior brother, it’s not up to you!’
…
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- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
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- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
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- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
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- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
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- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
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- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
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- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
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- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
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- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
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- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
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- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
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- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
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- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
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- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
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- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
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- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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