Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
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- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
“To be able to have Wei Qingyu and Xia Yeshuang talk to me at the same time, I’d be willing to live in a villa and drive a luxury car!”
“How can you take and eat at the same time?”
(TL: A common saying meaning to be greedy and take all the benefits for oneself.)
“Holy crap, in the battle for Lu Xing, Xia Yeshuang is taking a huge lead!”
“No, seriously, how come I don’t have this kind of luck?”
“Lu Xing’s hardware and software are both good. He was just single-mindedly being a simp. Now that he’s come to his senses, it’s normal for someone to like him, right?”
From the moment Xia Yeshuang pulled Lu Xing out, the entire classroom had fallen into whispers, among which were various sour and acidic remarks.
After all–
One’s own failure is certainly terrible, but another’s success is even more disheartening!
We’re all simps, so why is it that only you, Lu Xing, succeeded in the end? And even if you succeeded, you don’t even fucking cherish it!
Wang Zhenzhen was Wei Qingyu’s deskmate.
She could be considered to understand Wei Qingyu’s personality. She was taciturn but had no ill intentions, just spoke bluntly.
Wang Zhenzhen asked with concern, “Qingyu… are you okay?”
Wei Qingyu was taken aback for a moment, then shook her head.
“I’m fine, thank you.”
It’s over!
The kid’s gone silly!
How can she shake her head and say she’s fine at the same time!
Wang Zhenzhen said hesitantly.
“Your hand…”
Wei Qingyu came back to her senses and looked.
Her fair hand was stained with dark ink, exceptionally glaring!
After Xia Yeshuang had pulled Lu Xing away, she had returned to her seat and become absent-minded.
Before, she could finish several pages of problems in ten minutes. Now, she was still stuck on the first page.
“It’s nothing.”
Wei Qingyu silently took out a wet wipe and wiped her palm.
Xia Yeshuang’s provocative gaze kept replaying in her mind. What could she be saying to Lu Xing right now?
Wang Zhenzhen hesitantly tried to persuade her.
“Qingyu, don’t mind it too much. Lu Xing has liked you for over two years. He won’t be bewitched by Xia Yeshuang!”
Like?
Wei Qingyu looked at Wang Zhenzhen and said seriously.
“Lu Xing doesn’t like me.”
Huh?
Wang Zhenzhen was dumbfounded, as if she had heard some kind of joke.
“He doesn’t like you? Who’s spreading rumors again!”
“If he doesn’t like you, does he think of you as his sister? I wouldn’t take care of my sister in every single detail!”
Wei Qingyu was silent for a moment, then said softly.
“He’s just too lonely.”
So he just doesn’t know how to define kinship and love.
Wang Zhenzhen felt that this world had truly gone insane. How could Wei Qingyu say such a crazy thing!
Sympathizing with a man will bring you bad luck for eight lifetimes!
But although Wang Zhenzhen was screaming in her heart, she didn’t dare to say it to Wei Qingyu’s face.
“Hmph, hmph, hmph.”
Xia Yeshuang came in through the front door, humming a cheerful little tune, with Lu Xing by her side.
Although her seat was at the back, she just liked to enter from the front.
That way, everyone could see her!
Sure enough, all the students’ eyes fell on the two of them!
As she passed by Wei Qingyu, Xia Yeshuang abruptly lowered her head, her golden hair brushing against the desk, a show of dominance.
She lowered her voice, her pride almost overflowing.
“Lu Xing is mine now.”
Wei Qingyu’s eyes shot up in surprise!
Xia Yeshuang was in such a good mood she almost wanted to laugh out loud.
Yes, yes, yes!
That’s the expression! Do it a little more!
At least make me feel like this money was well spent!
Xia Yeshuang walked back to her seat with light, cheerful steps.
Lu Xing looked back at Wei Qingyu.
The two of them met each other’s gaze. Wei Qingyu’s usually calm and emotionless eyes were now filled with a deep gloom.
And even a hint of… resentment?
…
During the afternoon class meeting, Demon Lord Li emphasized three points:
The first mock exam will start next Monday.
Registration for the sports meet events is now open.
The importance of unity and friendship.
While she was talking up there, the people in the class were writing their problems down below.
You talk your talk, I’ll write my work.
Lu Xing was currently battling the second question of a derivative problem when an A4 sheet of paper was quietly passed over from Li Dachun.
“What are you doing?”
Li Dachun let out a silly laugh, trying to curry favor.
“Adoptive father, our class still has the 3000-meter event for the sports meet…”
How much?
Three thousand meters?!
Get lost.
I’d have to consider taking a taxi for a thousand meters. (TL: 1000 meters = 1 kilometer = 0.62 miles)
Lu Xing refused.
Li Dachun was helpless. Based on his observation of Lu Xing’s interests, he played his biggest trump card.
“The prize money for the 3000-meter race is one thousand yuan! And I’ve asked around, no sports students are participating in this event!”
The sports students all went to participate in projects like basketball or sprints, which were cooler and more impressive.
Not only would they look cool after the competition, but they would also get their handsome photos featured on the next day’s confession wall!
Lu Xing’s hand paused.
E-heh! Li Dachun was overjoyed. There’s a chance!
“After talking with the sports committee members from other classes, I found out that the people they found for the 3000-meter race are all just to make up the numbers. They’re really bad!”
Lu Xing was silent.
Lu Xing thought.
Lu Xing filled out the form.
“Hehe! Thank you, adoptive father!”
The last event finally had a participant. Li Dachun was so excited he could have jumped up!
Lu Xing was suddenly confused.
“Why don’t you run the 3000-meter race?”
“I can’t run it.”
Li Dachun counted on his fingers, his face full of sorrow.
“I still have to participate in the 50-meter, 400-meter, high jump, soccer…”
Lu Xing laughed.
“Even a donkey from a production team wouldn’t be worked this hard!”
…
Song Junzhu had run into some difficulties.
“Have the students’ problems evolved to this point now?”
Looking at the problem in her hand, Song Junzhu’s stunning and exquisite eyes were filled with a big question mark.
“I can see the answer to this problem at a glance! Why do I still need all these steps!!!”
Song Junzhu, a natural-born academic prodigy, expressed that she did not understand the long-winded problem-solving processes in those reference answers.
Can’t this problem be solved in a second!
After thinking for a moment.
Song Junzhu decided to seek outside help. She dialed her best friend Zhang Yue’s number.
“Hello? Junzhu! What’s wrong?”
“I want to ask you about a college entrance exam question.”
“Huh???”
Zhang Yue was dumbfounded.
Song Junzhu also felt a little embarrassed. “Are you free now?”
Zhang Yue thought for a moment.
“I’m a little busy right now. A couple got into a fight, and the wife was sent to our hospital, covered in blood!”
Huh?
Song Junzhu frowned, a little worried.
“Did she marry a domestic abuser?”
“Not exactly.” Zhang Yue found it hard to say. “Her husband was stabbed several times and was sent to the hospital next door.”
“Now the director has given the order. This is a showdown between two hospitals!”
Song Junzhu: …
“How is your life at the hospital like something out of Crows Zero?”
(TL: Crows Zero is a famous Japanese movie about high school gangs fighting.)
Zhang Yue also found it a bit absurd and funny, so she said quickly.
“I can’t talk to you anymore, I’m going to help. I’ll go shopping with you later. The Haicheng Grand Theater has a famous artist’s performance soon. I’ll treat you to it then!”
“Beep”
Song Junzhu looked at the disconnected call and sighed.
“Being a doctor really isn’t easy.”
Forget about having to pay for your own internship, you even have to act out Crows Zero in the hospital.
After sighing, Song Junzhu still had to continue to work at her desk, organizing the example problems and knowledge points for the college entrance exam.
When she thought of the expression Lu Xing would have when he received these things, she was instantly full of motivation!
Hmph.
“Although you are not worthy of me, liking me shows that you have good taste. Consider these as compensation for you.”
…
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Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
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- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
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- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
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- Chapter 207 - Judy!
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- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
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- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
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- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
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- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
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- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
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- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
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- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
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- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
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- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
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- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
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- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
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- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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