Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
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- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
Two hours later, Zhao Yeye finally understood a certain truth.
At a drinking party, the person who stays sober is the most miserable.
Because she was allergic to alcohol, she had spent the night nursing a bottle of Coke while Sis Chi poured the wine. She really hadn’t expected things to go this way!
In front of her, Xia Yeshuang and Chi Yueshan were sobbing in each other’s arms, as if they had both found the world’s most tragic place together.
Xia Yeshuang, her nose red and face streaked with tears, wailed and cursed.
“Boo-hoo-hoo! Why? Why don’t you like me!”
Chi Yueshan’s eyes were bloodshot as she shed silent tears, looking like a delicate pear blossom in the rain.
“Boo-hoo-hoo… how much longer do I have to wait!”
Zhao Yeye felt like her head was about to explode.
No one told her that when Sis Chi showed up, she was also nursing a broken heart!
Great. They had really found a kindred spirit in each other.
“I really deserve it!” Zhao Yeye sighed.
She rolled up her sleeves and, with every bit of strength she had, dragged the two heavily intoxicated women to the bed and settled them down.
Even as she lay down, Xia Yeshuang’s arms were still waving in the air as she rambled on.
“I! I don’t need two people to like each other that much!”
“As long as I like him, I… I will tie him to my side! I want him to stay with me forever!”
“Agreed!”
Chi Yueshan’s dizzy head rested on Xia Yeshuang’s shoulder. She nodded repeatedly like a chick pecking at grain, expressing her full support.
“I want to do that too! Hehe… I want to touch his abs every day… hehe…”
Master Zhao, who had been busy all night, felt the sky was falling when she heard the words of these two drunkards.
It was over. Two criminal suspects had just been born!
“If you two actually do that… those two boys are really going to suffer!”
Zhao Yeye wiped the sweat from her forehead, feeling like her lower back was about to give out.
On the bed, the voices of the two women gradually faded. They snuggled together, their breathing finally becoming steady.
Zhao Yeye stood at the foot of the bed and watched them for a while, managing only four words.
“A feast for the eyes.”
Truly, it was a beautiful sight.
While Xia Yeshuang had a bright and flamboyant beauty, Chi Yueshan was more of the cool and aloof type.
But then again, beautiful people are all beautiful in the same way, while ugly people are each ugly in their own unique way.
Seeing these two flawless beauties passed out, Zhao Yeye felt like she had won.
Sometimes, women love looking at beautiful women even more than men do.
“Alright, I will just squeeze in and sleep here tonight.”
Zhao Yeye did not feel right leaving two drunks alone in the room, so she packed her things and went to wash up.
On the massive bed, Xia Yeshuang and Chi Yueshan were unconscious, but they both instinctively muttered the same name until they fell into a deep sleep.
…
Friday night.
Lu Xing had booked a flight to the capital and was currently on his way to the airport.
As for why…
Saturdays and Sundays were originally Professor Song’s designated service time, and he had been slacking off quite a bit lately.
Furthermore, Lu Xing had checked Professor Song’s WeChat step counter and noticed the numbers had plummeted.
Something was wrong.
Lu Xing flipped through the little notebook where he tracked her cycle and realized Professor Song was likely on her period.
Imagine it. Heavy workloads, an empty room, and a body in pain.
If he did not show up now, who would?
Allowing a client to fall into such a miserable state during his service period was a dereliction of duty.
So, Lu Xing decided to spend the weekend with Professor Song in the capital.
Anyway, Professor Song would definitely reimburse the ticket, so Lu Xing happily booked a first-class seat!
Sitting in the passenger seat, Lu Xing glanced at his Senior Sister, whose pouting mouth was long enough to hang a bottle from.
“You are not happy to be dropping me off?”
Yes, Senior Sister had borrowed a car from a classmate just to take him to the airport.
Liu Qingqing snorted, her tone full of resentment.
“I am sending the person I like to see another woman. How am I supposed to smile?”
“So what?”
“Hate you, hate you, hate you! I am going to poke you!”
Taking advantage of a red light, Liu Qingqing launched a “stabbing” attack on Lu Xing’s waist.
Poke, poke, poke!
“Alright, alright.”
Lu Xing caught her soft little hand, pressed it against his cheek, and let her touch his face.
“I will bring you back a gift.”
Liu Qingqing pinched his cheek and snorted.
Not bad. Her mood was much better now!
The light turned green.
Senior Sister immediately rubbed the spot she had pinched, then withdrew her hand and focused on driving.
Lu Xing laughed. She really was easy to coax.
He had not hidden his whereabouts; he had been honest with her about the trip.
He had even been prepared for her to find it unacceptable and end the relationship.
He had not expected that while she was angry, she would still borrow a car to drive him.
“Really…”
Lu Xing propped his hand on the window frame. The breeze blowing in was cool and pleasant.
“She is really cute.”
After all, her “anger” was more of a sulk than anything else.
Things were definitely moving in the right direction.
Arriving at the parking lot, Lu Xing grabbed his small suitcase from the trunk.
As he walked past the driver’s side, a hand suddenly reached out from the window.
In the next second, Lu Xing was grabbed by the collar and pulled toward the car.
Their eyes met.
Senior Sister tried her best to look fierce.
“I am telling you, come home the moment you are done with your business. I am waiting for you. Do not make me wait too long!”
Lu Xing leaned against the car window, acting cheeky.
“And if I do?”
He was suddenly pulled further into the window.
Mwah.
After a moment, Senior Sister said with a bright red face, “That is the consequence!”
Lu Xing was stunned for a moment before bursting into laughter.
Senior Sister drove away in a panic.
Once the car was out of sight, the smile on Lu Xing’s lips vanished.
He took a small mirror from his bag and carefully checked for any lipstick marks.
“Nice!”
Clean.
Lu Xing was in a great mood.
He pulled out a bottle of men’s perfume and gave himself a quick spray.
There was no helping it. Senior Sister was too fragrant.
He had to take protective measures.
Professor Song spent all year in a lab; her nose was sharper than a dog’s.
…
A plane streaked across the sky, flying from Haicheng to the capital.
Thanks to Professor Song, this brother was flying first class!
Two and a half hours later, the plane landed on time.
Lu Xing grabbed his suitcase, hailed a car, and headed toward the address Professor Song had provided.
From the moment she had shared this address, Lu Xing knew he would have to come here eventually.
He just needed the right timing.
First, he stopped at a private kitchen to pick up a pre-ordered, blood-nourishing meal, then headed to her residence.
The driver saw the meal and asked curiously, “Is that any good?”
Lu Xing smiled. “Just something I picked up. You are a local; do you have any real local delicacies to recommend?”
“Local delicacies?”
The driver looked stumped. After a long pause, he said, “McDonald’s is pretty decent.”
“Oh! Wait!”
The driver slapped his thigh.
“The Lanzhou ramen, Chongqing noodles, Wuhan hot dry noodles, and Yunnan rice noodles here are all top-notch!”
Lu Xing could not help but laugh, chatting away with the driver.
But as the car kept moving, he realized something was off.
“Master, if I am not mistaken, we just passed…”
“You are not mistaken. That was the Forbidden City.”
Holy crap!
Lu Xing looked at Song Junzhu’s address again in disbelief.
After a long silence, Lu Xing shed tears of pure jealousy.
Sis Song, you’re really powerful!
…
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- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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