Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
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- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
“Hey, did you review for this one?”
“No way! Did you review?”
“I didn’t review either. I was playing games until the wee hours last night!”
“Really? But I checked last night and your game account wasn’t online.”
“Oh, I was playing Tile Match on my phone.”
…
Monday
Such conversations filled the campus everywhere.
If nothing unexpected had happened…
They would probably have been writing until their pen tips were about to spark last night!
(TL: Hahaha, liars)
“Did you go into bed last night?”
Lu Xing looked at Li Dachun’s two dark circles hanging down, looking as if his vital energy had been drained.
He had been coaxing that little pervert Liu Qingqing until two-thirty in the morning last night, and even then he still didn’t end up looking like this.
“Don’t even mention it.”
Li Dachun wasn’t even eating snacks anymore, yawning and lying on the desk.
“It’s the first mock exam today. Aren’t you worried at all?”
“Last night, I hung my head from the rafters and stabbed my thigh with an awl, cramming at the last minute. Even in my dreams, Demon Lord Li’s angry voice was echoing.”
(TL: A reference to two ancient stories of students going to extreme lengths to stay awake and study.)
Lu Xing smiled and took out a piece of chocolate for him.
“Eat it.”
“Don’t fall asleep while you’re writing your essay.”
He had to say.
Song Junzhu, that person, was truly a top student from childhood to adulthood. The materials she organized for Lu Xing were simply divine!
The feeling of being carried, it’s so good!
When the morning reading session ended, everyone in the class was busy turning their desks around.
Lu Xing looked back at Xia Yeshuang’s seat.
She didn’t come to school today.
Xia Yeshuang was actually quite smart, but her artistic talent surpassed her talent in academics.
When Lu Xing had tutored her a few days ago, he felt that she understood everything with just a little explanation.
“Sigh, then I’ll just have to drink this congee myself.”
Xia Yeshuang didn’t come to school and didn’t even tell him. It made Lu Xing wake up half an hour early for nothing today to make congee.
Just as Lu Xing was about to consume his own product…
“Lu Xing.”
A cool and quiet voice slowly spoke.
Lu Xing looked up and saw Wei Qingyu’s clear eyes.
Li Dachun looked at Lu Xing, then at Wei Qingyu.
Suddenly.
A sense of mission as the god of CPs welled up within him!
Li Dachun, who was originally so sleepy he was about to pass out, instantly perked up.
His eyes darted around twice, and he immediately said.
“I’m going to the restroom!”
As expected of the sports committee member.
He really is powerfully energetic. He vanished in the blink of an eye!
Lu Xing was speechless. Big silly Chun is so slow on other things, why is his brain so quick when it comes to this?!
Wei Qingyu stood slender and thin in front of Lu Xing’s desk, not speaking.
Lu Xing sighed and could only ask, “What’s wrong?”
Wei Qingyu’s face was expressionless, but her eyes showed some embarrassment.
“Xia Yeshuang didn’t come today.”
Lu Xing was confused.
I’m not blind.
“Wasting food is bad behavior.”
Lu Xing was confused.
So?
“I didn’t eat breakfast.”
Lu Xing got it!
Smack!
A hundred-yuan bill was slapped onto his desk. Wei Qingyu said seriously.
“Can you give it to me to eat?”
Lu Xing asked sincerely.
“Where did your family hire your chef from?”
Is the food really that bad?
Otherwise, how could it make a cool campus belle like Wei Qingyu fight for a bowl of congee?
Are we really filming a fucking TV drama!
Wei Qingyu didn’t understand why he was asking this, but she still answered word for word.
“A descendant of the imperial chef. I haven’t asked which generation. I’ll ask when I get home tonight and then tell you on WeChat.”
Pfft.
Lu Xing couldn’t hold it in and burst out laughing.
Sometimes he felt that this blockhead Wei Qingyu was really quite fun. Who was it that said she was cool and aloof?
“Go ahead and eat it. But I think your family’s chef probably cooks better than me.”
Lu Xing picked up the hundred-yuan bill and put it in his pocket.
Mm.
Made a hundred yuan for free. So awesome!
Wei Qingyu’s posture and table manners were very elegant. She didn’t look like a student, but like a well-bred young lady from an ancient painting.
She took a sip of the congee, then said seriously.
“I like you.”
Pfft!
Lu Xing almost became the first person to choke to death on bread!
“…Me?”
No!
Sis!
Can you not say such terrifying things with such a calm expression!
Thinking of Old Man Wei’s protective nature, Lu Xing could almost see the scene of his own body being sunk in Haicheng Port.
“But I’m not sure.”
Lu Xing let out a sigh of relief.
“But my emotions have fluctuated because of you.”
Lu Xing held his breath.
“But there’s no reason to prove that I like you.”
Lu Xing let out a sigh of relief.
“So I came to ask you, do you have any clue?”
Lu Xing’s hanging heart finally died!
He knew Wei Qingyu was a blockhead, but he didn’t expect her to be a blockhead to this extent!
Is it really feasible to ask the person you might like so directly?
Won’t you really be treated as a lunatic?
Lu Xing glanced at Wei Qingyu’s face.
Oh, okay.
She does have the power to do that. She could probably say “I like you” and get a boyfriend on the spot.
But unfortunately.
This person was Lu Xing. He really didn’t want to get entangled with a former client.
You say we’ve settled our accounts, and we can still have a drink when we meet in the future.
Now you’re turning this into a Qiong Yao drama. How are we supposed to meet in the future!
(TL: Qiong Yao is a famous romance novelist known for her highly dramatic and emotional stories.)
No!
This must be nipped in the bud!
And so.
Lu Xing thought for a moment and guided her patiently.
“You don’t like me. You’re just used to me. Even if it were someone else, you would be like this.”
“I wouldn’t.”
“You would!”
“I wouldn’t!”
“Alright, alright, you wouldn’t. Listen to me.”
Lu Xing felt his blood pressure soaring.
“Think back on your life. Hasn’t it been very smooth? Haven’t you ever experienced failure?”
Wei Qingyu thought for a moment and nodded lightly.
“That’s right! I simped for you for over two years. You must have gotten used to it. Everyone thought I liked you! But then I suddenly said I think of you as a sister. Weren’t you a little surprised?”
Wei Qingyu was convinced and continued to nod.
“In a life that has been smooth sailing, a little setback suddenly appears. Wouldn’t your emotions fluctuate…”
Unbelievable.
On the morning before the mock exam was about to begin, Lu Xing was actually giving Wei Qingyu psychological counseling.
When Wei Qingyu returned to her seat, Wang Zhenzhen’s hands were trembling with excitement. She quickly asked.
“How did it go, Qingyu?”
Wei Qingyu said calmly, “I told him I like him.”
Wang Zhenzhen nodded. “Oh, that’s very… huh???”
Wang Zhenzhen was dumbfounded!
No, sis!
I knew you were brave, but I didn’t know you were this brave!
Is this shooting your shot directly? This is fucking launching a nuke!
That’s not how you have an epiphany!
Wang Zhenzhen immediately asked.
“And then? What did he say back?”
Wei Qingyu said with great satisfaction.
“He said I don’t like him. I just encountered an unexpected problem, so I’m a little unsettled. When I’m doing some difficult problems, I do have this feeling. In psychology, this is called the desire to conquer.”
“What Lu Xing said makes a lot of sense, more sense than your love theories.”
Wang Zhenzhen’s mind went numb.
It’s over.
Lu Xing has figured out the logic of how Wei Qingyu’s brain works, and he’s even using that logic.
What a beast!
If this isn’t called ‘like’, she, Zhenzhen, will write her name backward!
Whatever.
She might as well prepare the gift money for Lu Xing and Xia Yeshuang’s child.
There’s no hope for Wei Qingyu.
Just bury her.
…
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- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him