Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
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In the infirmary…
One of Lu Xing’s greatest doubts in this life was,
Does the doctor at school know everything?
How come it feels like they can treat any kind of illness!
Looking at the school doctor who was examining his foot and being a little heavy-handed, Lu Xing scratched his head and asked curiously.
“Sister, what’s your major?”
Hmm?
The school doctor seemed to have been triggered by a keyword. She suddenly perked up, stared at Lu Xing, and asked.
“What did you call me?”
Hu Zhongzhong quickly explained, “Aiya, you should call her teacher. Teacher, my classmate really didn’t mean to look down on you.”
Lu Xing drew out his voice innocently, his bright eyes staring at the school doctor. “Can’t I call you sister?”
An improved version, learned from the senior sister.
Test the effect.
The school doctor stared at Lu Xing’s pure and good eyes, suddenly burst out laughing, her brow smoothing out.
“Of course you can call me sister.”
Hu Zhongzhong: Huh???
‘This works too???’
The school doctor’s movements in examining Lu Xing’s foot became much gentler, and her tone also became much kinder. She said with a smile.
“My major is veterinary medicine.”
‘Holy f*ck!’
‘Veterinary medicine?’
Hu Zhongzhong was dumbfounded.
Lu Xing paused for a moment and carefully discerned the expression on the school doctor’s face.
‘Mm.’
She’s joking.
So Lu Xing not only didn’t question the school doctor’s profession, but also went along with her in a very regretful tone.
“I also wanted to study veterinary medicine before. Little animals are so cute, but cats and dogs don’t like me.”
His tone dropped.
The school doctor was taken aback for a moment.
‘Damn it!’
‘She really deserves to die!’
The school doctor suddenly couldn’t bear to tease this child anymore, so she comforted him.
“It’s okay. My brother owns a pet shop. I’ll give you his contact information. You can go and see it when you’re free. The little animals in the shop are very well-behaved. Petting and teasing them is free.”
After that.
All the students who came to the school hospital were horrified to find that the school doctor, who was previously known as the “Rage King,” was actually smiling and helping a student out the door.
F*cking seeing a ghost!
“Master Lu, you haven’t fallen for that school doctor, have you? She’s at least almost forty!”
Hu Zhongzhong said with horror.
Lu Xing turned his head to look at him. “What did I tell you when I came here just now?”
“You said you’d teach me a few tricks. You didn’t… huh? Was it that kind of thing just now?!” Hu Zhongzhong suddenly came back to his senses.
No, bro!
Can’t you give me a heads-up before you start teaching!
“What the hell am I supposed to learn from that!”
Lu Xing refused Hu Zhongzhong’s invitation to be carried and found a place to sit that wasn’t in the way.
With Hu Zhongzhong’s strength, it was already an overdraft to carry him here. He didn’t dare to let Hu Zhongzhong continue to carry him.
Lu Xing stretched out his sprained leg and said with a smile.
“These things are for when you meet someone you want to be friends with. Don’t use them on just anyone.”
Hu Zhongzhong sat down beside Lu Xing, his face full of a desire for knowledge as he said.
“Then if I do this to everyone, will I become a lady-killer?”
Lu Xing glanced at him. “No, you’ll become an idiot.”
Hu Zhongzhong: …
You cold and heartless man, I will never forgive you!
Lu Xing sighed and said leisurely.
“When you’re socializing, if you have a goal, it’s right to lower your stance. But if you have no goal, don’t just go and please everyone.”
Hu Zhongzhong asked with some worry, “Then will people say I’m a snob?”
Lu Xing smiled. “Then if I change ‘snob’ to ‘one who can assess the situation,’ doesn’t that sound a little better?”
“Don’t always listen to others’ evaluations. Have your own judgment.”
“If someone says you’re selfish, it means they didn’t get to take advantage of you.
If they say you’re domineering, it means you’re too opinionated and not easy to control.
If they say you’re sensitive, it means you guessed right.
If they say you’re not sensible, it means they found you’re not as easy to fool as they thought.”
Hu Zhongzhong was stunned.
Lu Xing pointed at his heart. “Listen to this. You are the master of your own life.”
Hu Zhongzhong was silent.
Hu Zhongzhong thought.
Hu Zhongzhong understood.
“Master! I am enlightened!” He grabbed Lu Xing’s arm and said excitedly, “Can I hug you to express my gratitude?”
“Dame~! I will throw you out!” (TL: “Dame” is Japanese for “no good” or “don’t.”)
Lu Xing immediately refused, vowing to protect his innocence to the death!
But what he said to Hu Zhongzhong was also quite true.
When facing clients, he had to be constantly tense and observe their thoughts.
But when facing others, like Li Dachun, Hu Zhongzhong, the senior sister, and the like, he was not so careful.
Lu Xing thought, perhaps at these times, he was a little more like himself.
…
The two of them sat for a while longer. Hu Zhongzhong felt full of strength after drinking the chicken soup. He patted his own shoulder.
“Master Lu, get on!”
Lu Xing looked at him with confusion. “What are you doing?”
“Huh?” Hu Zhongzhong was dumbfounded. “Weren’t you just waiting for me to recover my strength to continue carrying you?”
Lu Xing used his good foot to kick Hu Zhongzhong to the side.
“You’re blocking my view.”
“Senior sister, here.”
Hu Zhongzhong: ???
He looked back.
A girl wearing a black duckbill cap and high-waisted jeans was walking over, holding a… crutch?
Hu Zhongzhong was confused. “Who’s that?”
Lu Xing was shocked. “Are you blind at such a young age? Isn’t that the senior sister who cosplayed as Elysia? You could recognize Elysia’s clothes from a great distance away, and now you can’t recognize her?”
Hu Zhongzhong proudly admitted, “We private otakus are like that.”
Lu Xing rolled his eyes big time at him.
“Junior brother, is your injury serious?”
Liu Qingqing quickly walked up to Lu Xing. Her small face was covered by the hat, feeling like it could be blocked by one hand. At this moment, her bright eyes revealed a deep worry.
“This is a crutch I used for a leg injury before. The quality is very good. Here.”
Lu Xing took the crutch and tried it. It was quite useful. He was just wondering why this senior sister had asked him to wait on WeChat.
“The injury is not serious. It will be fine after a couple of days of rest. Thank you, senior sister.”
Although he said that, Liu Qingqing still looked a little worried, seeing Lu Xing leaning on the crutch.
With this worry, she couldn’t help but glance at Hu Zhongzhong.
‘How is this kid not stronger? If he were stronger, he could carry Lu Xing!’
The hair on Hu Zhongzhong’s back stood up. He always felt like he was being… looked down on?
‘An illusion?’
‘It must be an illusion!’
A few minutes later
Lu Xing saw the senior sister still following beside him and asked with amusement,
“Senior sister, are you going to walk me all the way to the car?”
Liu Qingqing said softly, “Let me see you off.”
This senior sister had even given him a crutch. Lu Xing really didn’t want to make her run this trip again. So he thought for a moment and used the crutch to draw an inconspicuous dividing line on the ground.
“Just see me off to here. You can’t cross this line.”
Liu Qingqing froze; the sudden, commanding tone sent tingling shock through her.
Subconsciously.
She stopped behind that line.
Lu Xing was satisfied. He turned his head and waved at the senior sister.
“Bye-bye, senior sister. If you need your clothes altered, just tell me on WeChat, my skills are not low!”
Liu Qingqing nodded. “You have to be careful. Walk slowly…”
After listening to the senior sister’s nagging for a few sentences, Lu Xing inconspicuously quickened his pace and left.
Sigh.
This senior sister is quite a chatterbox.
Watching Lu Xing’s departing back, Liu Qingqing’s mind constantly replayed the sentence he had just said and his expression when he said it.
‘You can’t cross this line…’
So forceful, so familiar.
…
…
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Chapters
- Chapter 230 - After Singing the Yinshan Chule Song
- Chapter 229 - The Curtain Rises, the Curtain Falls, Who is the Guest?
- Chapter 228 - It Was I Who Loved Too Much, Yet Am Pestered by Your Heartlessness
- Chapter 227 - Damn It, I Hate Pretentious People the Most
- Chapter 226 - Who Am I in Your Eyes
- Chapter 225 - He Was Hired by Me
- Chapter 224 - Look, Anxious Again
- Chapter 223 - A Sea of Hate and a Sky of Love, Night After Night in My Heart
- Chapter 222 - My Gender is a Walmart Shopping Bag
- Chapter 221 - Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces, Ten Thousand Pieces!
- Chapter 220 - I Give This Old Windbreaker to You to Break the Curse
- Chapter 219 - To Possess, One Must First Learn to Accept Loss
- Chapter 218 - Suitcase.zip
- Chapter 217 - The Devil from Heaven
- Chapter 216 - Why Happiness is Like Walking on Thin Ice
- Chapter 215 - If I Had One More Boat Ticket
- Chapter 214 - Old Friends Wither One by One, Like Leaves in the Wind
- Chapter 213 - Don't Play This Meme Anymore, Okay? Okay!
- Chapter 212 - Until You Arrive
- Chapter 211 - Ms. Cube
- Chapter 210 - Prematurely Mature People are Usually Late Bloomers, and Proud People are Too Impatient
- Chapter 209 - You're So Amazing
- Chapter 208 - Why Calm in the Face of a Storm, Yet Tears for a Good Thing?
- Chapter 207 - Judy!
- Chapter 206 - Give Me Back My Mom-Born Nose!
- Chapter 205 - Sis Song, You're Really Powerful!
- Chapter 204 - A Meeting of Drunks!
- Chapter 203 - What Era Is This
- Chapter 202 - Congratulations, You've Won, But It's Expired
- Chapter 201 - Good News! She's Super in Love!
- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
- Chapter 198 - 198
- Chapter 197 - The Most Affectionate in the Wei Family
- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
- Chapter 194 - Gold Is Everywhere
- Chapter 193 - The True Meaning of a Career
- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
- Chapter 189 - Am I Some Kind of Cheap Dolphin?
- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
- Chapter 186 - I, a Mountain So Inflexible, Would Erupt for You
- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
- Chapter 181 - If You Hanged Yourself, Others Would Think You Were Playing on a Swing
- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
- Chapter 179 - What Did She Come Here For
- Chapter 178 - Between Yes or No, Chose Or
- Chapter 177 - A Whole Lot of Pretty for Nothing
- Chapter 176 - Lord Qingtang
- Chapter 175 - The Mob
- Chapter 174 - Welcome Home!
- Chapter 173 - I'll Cry Before You Do When I See You Happy
- Chapter 172 - To Give Up This Moment for an Uncertain Future
- Chapter 171 - My Heart Was Filled with Hope, Like the Sun Rising Over a Graveyard
- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
- Chapter 167 - The Suspension Bridge Effect
- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
- Chapter 162 - Is It Difficult for Him?
- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
- Chapter 160 - Chasing After to Feed
- Chapter 159 - Forgetting to Eat and Sleep
- Chapter 158 - He Doesn't Want It
- Chapter 157 - Where's the Soul!
- Chapter 156 - Welcome to the Top Lane
- Chapter 155 - Because You're Not Working Hard Enough!
- Chapter 154 - Open Your Eyes and Look at Me
- Chapter 153 - Are You Happy Now?
- Chapter 152 - Is It Love, Is It Hate, Do You Really Not Understand?
- Chapter 151 - No One Gets to Have a Good Time!
- Chapter 150 - In the Midst of Water and Fire
- Chapter 149 - Great God of Stars, Please Grant Me Strength!
- Chapter 148 - Guessed Wrong Again
- Chapter 147 - Now We're All Unhappy
- Chapter 146 - A Loving Father and a Filial Daughter
- Chapter 145 - A Man Must Fight!
- Chapter 144 - How Are You
- Chapter 143 - I haven’t even confessed yet. You think you’re allowed to?
- Chapter 142 - Keep on Fooling
- Chapter 141 - Does a Heart Made of Machinery Dream of Electronic Butterflies?
- Chapter 140 - Before Was Before, Now Is a Pervert
- Chapter 139 - Golden-Haired Loser Dog
- Chapter 138 - Farewell Letter
- Chapter 137 - Put Your Hand On Top
- Chapter 136 - Outside the Order
- Chapter 135 - Free Fall
- Chapter 134 - My Cat Can Do a Backflip
- Chapter 133 - Ding~ Daji Experience Card
- Chapter 132 - The Best in the World
- Chapter 131 - Love Counseling, Makeover Edition!
- Chapter 130 - My Hands are Cold and My Body Trembles!
- Chapter 129 - Pure Beauty
- Chapter 128 - I Was So Busy Smoking, I Forgot to Whip You!
- Chapter 127 - I'd Rather Be Me
- Chapter 126 - Who Asked You?
- Chapter 125 - I Know
- Chapter 124 - The Crab is Peeling My Shell
- Chapter 123 - Without Investigation, There is No Right to Speak
- Chapter 122 - Am I Also a Part of Your Roleplay?
- Chapter 121 - This Peaceful Heart is My Home
- Chapter 120 - Eating So Well Behind My Back?
- Chapter 119 - I Feel for You
- Chapter 118 - Can't Be Shown Off
- Chapter 117 - Fortune Favors Those Near Water
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Test the Effect
- Chapter 115 - Those who learn from me shall live, those who imitate me shall die!
- Chapter 114 - Refuse Freebies
- Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father
- Chapter 112 - Four Nerds Steam a Goose's Heart
- Chapter 111 - When You Curse, It's Like You're Pouting.
- Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
- Chapter 109 - AI Database Corrupted...
- Chapter 108 - Brother, You Smell So Good!
- Chapter 107 - Only Today Do I Know That I Am Me!
- Chapter 106 - Stab Me to Death
- Chapter 105 - If I Can't Beat a King, Can't I Beat a Bronze?
- Chapter 104 - The Ship of a New Era
- Chapter 103 - Just Three Seconds
- Chapter 102 - Had a Blast Sitting
- Chapter 101 - Can't See Clearly
- Chapter 100 - Limited Contract
- Chapter 99 - Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?
- Chapter 98 - A Boomerang May Be Late, But It Always Arrives
- Chapter 97 - I Predicted Your Prediction
- Chapter 96 - Two Sides of a Coin
- Chapter 95 - Little Tsundere, Easy to Handle
- Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me
- Chapter 93 - Astrology Theory
- Chapter 92 - I Wonder What He's Doing Right Now?
- Chapter 91 - No Need to Pay for My Expectations
- Chapter 90 - Chi-Zi, How Can I Live Without You?!
- Chapter 89 - Acting for You is Like Breathing
- Chapter 88 - The Track Record Can Be Checked!
- Chapter 87 - But You Just Had to Be the Most Promising
- Chapter 86 - Walking Back and Forth
- Chapter 85 - I Don't Know if It's Sacred, But I'll Definitely Be Short of Oxygen
- Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
- Chapter 83 - The Youth, Ah Xing
- Chapter 82 - A Sedative with No Side Effects
- Chapter 81 - My Lady Witch! You Forgot to Add the Frog!
- Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio
- Chapter 79 - I Take a Picture When a House is on Fire
- Chapter 78 - Five Thousand Years
- Chapter 77 - Whoever You Are! Get Off of Her Right Now!
- Chapter 76 - Desert Oasis
- Chapter 75 - I Admit You Have Twenty Tricks Up Your Sleeve
- Chapter 74 - AI Rules Humanity.
- Chapter 73 - It's So Unfair Between Us, Love and Hate Are All Manipulated by You!
- Chapter 72 - One Ten-Thousandth of Me
- Chapter 71 - Sandwich Cookie
- Chapter 70 - The More It Hurts, the More I Love
- Chapter 69 - Someone Loves Me
- Chapter 68 - Liu Qingqing
- Chapter 67 - Early Cultivation
- Chapter 66 - The Thorn Bird
- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
- Chapter 64 - A Little Progress Every Day
- Chapter 63 - God, damn it! I'm Calling the Cops on You!
- Chapter 62 - Rocking and Swaying
- Chapter 61 - Times Are Changing, Young Men Like Older Women
- Chapter 60 - If a Younger Brother Knows How to Act Cute, an Older Sister's Soul Will Float~~
- Chapter 59 - More Beautiful Than the Mona Lisa is a Burning Mona Lisa
- Chapter 58 - A Begonia Flower Slanted in Her Hair, Pissing Off Junzhu is All That Matters
- Chapter 57 - Who Remembers the Second-Highest Peak?
- Chapter 56 - In the Desolate Lands of Ba and Chu, the Weeping Ghosts Scared Me to Death!
- Chapter 55 - The Roles Have Reversed
- Chapter 54 - You Wouldn't Want...
- Chapter 53 - Just Call It Intuition.
- Chapter 52 - A Star Has Been Captured, Come Quick! First Come, First Served!
- Chapter 51 - Just Pick a Random Title, It's So Annoying, Why Does a Title Have to Be Five Characters Long!
- Chapter 50 - A Little Deeper
- Chapter 49 - It'll Be Too Tight!
- Chapter 48 - Nice to Listen to and Fun to Play With
- Chapter 47 - The Eight-Divorce Family
- Chapter 46 - The Wind Blows, the Banner Moves
- Chapter 45 - No Hope, Just Bury Her
- Chapter 44 - I Regret It
- Chapter 43 - He's Dead
- Chapter 42 - At Haicheng Port, I Saw the Most Beautiful Fireworks
- Chapter 41 - Qin Shi Huang Should Go Sing Rock and Roll
- Chapter 40 - One Cannot Simultaneously Possess a Range Rover and Self-Esteem
- Chapter 39 - Who's Responsible for the Shura Field?
- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
- Chapter 36 - Kicking Me is Like Kicking Cotton~~~
- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
- Chapter 32 - What Kind of Succubus is This?!
- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4 - Studying While Getting Beaten, My Name is Lu Xing, You Better Remember It!
- Chapter 3 - Clear and Stupid
- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
- Chapter 1 - A Gambling-Addicted Dad, an Alcoholic Mom, a Sick Sister, and the Broken Him