Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
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- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
“We have to wait for the red light.”
Liu Qingqing said in a weak tone.
Lu Xing lay on her shoulder, closed his eyes, and said slowly.
“You’re quite the expert on traffic rules.”
Liu Qingqing was too embarrassed to speak.
She seemed to have been driving a little too fast just now, which caused her to be squeezed by Lu Xing when she braked.
Little Lu Xing… is he/it okay?
She didn’t know how to ask, so she could only slow down the car. Anyway, Lu Xing was lying on her back.
It’s fine.
Even if Lu Xing became a sister, she would still like him.
Lu Xing rested for a while before he recovered, silently thinking in his heart. He hadn’t expected that under the senior sister’s sweet appearance, there was a wild heart.
“Are you okay?”
“I’m fine!”
Lu Xing immediately replied, determined to defend his dignity.
By the time they reached the school’s faculty apartment, when Lu Xing got off the car, Liu Qingqing even supported him and asked weakly.
“Are you really okay?”
Lu Xing looked at where her gaze was landing, immediately covered his nether region, and tugged at the corners of his mouth.
“I’m fine, very full of spirit!”
He looked up at the overcast sky. “Let’s go. Let’s go inside first. I’ll show you the clothes.”
He hadn’t expected it.
This senior sister really hadn’t been lying. It was really going to rain.
Liu Qingqing nodded like a chick pecking at rice and took Lu Xing to the first floor of another apartment building.
Hmm?
Lu Xing was confused. “You moved?”
“That’s right.”
Liu Qingqing pointed to the old apartment building opposite.
“The old apartment building was built a long time ago, so things like elevators are not fully equipped. This building is much better.”
Mainly, she was worried that if Lu Xing came to find her again, what if he fell again?
After thinking for a moment, she had moved overnight.
“It’s good that you moved. The planning of that apartment was too casual, and the fire safety facilities were not good either. It’s too easy for there to be safety hazards.”
Lu Xing said as he followed Liu Qingqing into her new home.
Because she had just moved in a few days ago, the house looked a little empty.
But the area was much larger than the previous house, more than enough to accommodate a family.
Lu Xing asked, “Can this apartment be rented casually?”
If he encountered an idiot in his dorm in the future, it would be better to rent a house outside. This was also a good choice.
Liu Qingqing changed into a pair of pink slippers, then squatted down to find a pair of long-prepared blue slippers and placed them by Lu Xing’s feet.
“You wear these.”
“Now for many university teachers, teaching is a side job. They have companies outside the school, so they generally don’t live on campus.”
“These houses are empty. I’m in the student council, so I know some teachers. They want to rent out their houses, and I just happened to need one, so I rented it.”
Actually, Liu Qingqing had also lived in the dorm before, but she couldn’t sleep.
In order not to disturb her roommates’ sleep, and also to have voice calls with Lu Xing, she had moved out.
Before, she lived alone, so any house was fine.
But now she was still thinking of being able to invite Lu Xing to her home, so the living conditions were very important.
“Fine, senior sister. These are the clothes I altered. You go try them on.”
After knowing this information, Lu Xing didn’t ask any more. He took out the clothes he had altered from his bag and handed them to Liu Qingqing.
Actually…
He felt that Liu Qingqing’s clothes were quite easy to alter, because her other parts were all very suitable for the standard size. It was just that she was a bit “accessible by E,” so the clothes needed to be altered again.
(TL: 凭E近人 (píng E jìn rén) is a pun on 平易近人 (píngyìjìnrén – approachable/amiable), with the ‘E’ referring to her E-cup size.)
When Lu Xing had seen the measurements Liu Qingqing had sent over, he had been stunned. He had even specially asked if she had typed the numbers wrong.
In the end.
Lu Xing could only say…
Talent is a great thing.
Perhaps the nutrients in Liu Qingqing’s food didn’t go to her height, but to other places.
“Mm! I’ll go try them on. They must be very beautiful!”
Liu Qingqing took the clothes. She was so focused on bewitching Lu Xing that she had almost forgotten about this.
“You can look around. See if there’s anything else that can be added to this house.”
Lu Xing nodded.
While Liu Qingqing went into the room to change clothes, he stood up with his hands behind his back and wandered around the house.
In the end.
He stopped on the balcony.
On the clothes rack on the balcony were colorful little clothes, white, black, pink.
And on the balcony’s sill was a lonely little plant.
Lu Xing looked at it for a long time but couldn’t figure out what kind it was, so he searched for it online.
After a moment.
He got the answer.
“Small tomatoes…”
Lu Xing had subconsciously thought it was a flower. He hadn’t expected it to actually be a small tomato.
Staring at the seedling that had just sprouted from the soil, Lu Xing looked for a long, long time.
His life was like a dry, withered tree, and here was a tender sprout growing with all its might.
Lu Xing had always liked things with vitality.
Next to the small tomato was a small blackboard. On it was written in colorful font—
【Today’s Watering—口】
Lu Xing thought for a moment. Following the tutorial he had searched for, he picked up a watering can and watered the small tomato.
Then he put a check mark in the square.
【Today’s Watering—✅】
After doing this, Lu Xing showed a smile.
So good.
The little tomato can live for another day.
Click.
The door opened, and a soft and sweet voice came.
“Junior brother, is it beautiful?!”
Lu Xing straightened up and looked over from the side of the balcony.
A voluptuous Yae Miko stood there.
(TL: A Genshin Impact character.)
Because Liu Qingqing herself had pink hair, she only needed to add a long-haired wig piece to the back of her head.
“I didn’t have time to do the makeup. Junior brother, just make do and take a look.”
Liu Qingqing gave a silly smile.
This smile was very different from the sly fox her costume was based on.
It was completely naive and innocent.
Lu Xing came back to his senses.
He praised her sincerely.
“It is beautiful.”
In order to make his high quality wood carvings, he had studied many anime characters.
The senior sister’s level of detail was quite impressive.
Lu Xing walked behind Liu Qingqing.
He made a clicking sound with his tongue.
“It would be a pity not to do cupping on this back.”
Liu Qingqing was stunned.
She had specially applied a sparkling lip gloss.
She had spent a long time making her makeup look both sweet and alluring.
But the result was that Lu Xing looked at her exposed back and thought of medical treatment?
‘Do not be angry. Do not be angry.’
Liu Qingqing took a deep breath and said specially, “You’ve altered it very well. I’ve transferred the final payment to you.”
Lu Xing nodded and asked with confusion.
“Senior sister, did you alter your previous cosplay costumes yourself?”
He looked at Liu Qingqing’s “accessible by E” size. No standard size would fit. Then how did she wear them before?
A thin blush flew across Liu Qingqing’s cheeks. She said embarrassedly.
“I used to wear a chest binder.”
“But didn’t you say last time… say that I should face my own desires, face my own body.”
Lu Xing was shocked.
‘Huh?’
The senior sister really figured it out?
At that time, he was really just afraid that the senior sister with the kitchen knife would chop him. So he had said it out of desperation. It actually worked?
Am I really a genius?
After the senior sister had changed out of her cosplay costume, Lu Xing was also planning to leave.
The two of them walked to the door.
Lu Xing stared at the old apartment building opposite, which was emitting thick black smoke. He knew he couldn’t leave.
…
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- Chapter 200 - Don't Lose Out Because You Can't Speak!
- Chapter 199 - 199
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- Chapter 196 - Fuck Your Mom's Head!
- Chapter 195 - Have You Eaten Your Fill?
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- Chapter 192 - A Lucky Day
- Chapter 191 - Little Fish, Little Fish, Swim Quickly
- Chapter 190 - Too Indulgent
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- Chapter 188 - This World is a Giant Face-Judging Game
- Chapter 187 - You Must Remember! It Doesn't Matter What You Remember, Just Remember It!
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- Chapter 185 - The Pinnacle of Simp Gods!
- Chapter 184 - What Right Do You Have to Not Give Me Something You Give Her Intact?
- Chapter 183 - Love's Runaway Locomotive (Most Powerful Brain Edition)
- Chapter 182 - Little Fox
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- Chapter 180 - Nothing Happened Today
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- Chapter 170 - Am I So Ugly That I Should Leave?
- Chapter 169 - An Opportunity
- Chapter 168 - Accessible by E
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- Chapter 166 - You Can't Leave
- Chapter 165 - Make the Best Use of Everything
- Chapter 164 - A Superb Psycho!
- Chapter 163 - Boomerang
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- Chapter 161 - Three People Traveling Together
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- Chapter 65 - I Have My Own Rhythm
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- Chapter 38 - The Bullet Hits Right Between the Eyebrows!
- Chapter 37 - The Beautiful New World is Coming!
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- Chapter 35 - Wow! You Hit That Person So Far!
- Chapter 34 - The Young Master Hasn't Smiled Like This in a Long Time
- Chapter 33 - My Sister's Being Rational Again
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- Chapter 31 - A Wild Boar Can't Eat Fine Bran!
- Chapter 30 - The Wise Do Not Enter the River of Love; I Choose Foot Soaks and Massages
- Chapter 29 - Applying a Band-Aid
- Chapter 28 - How Can You Take and Eat at the Same Time?!
- Chapter 27 - I'm Just Too Comprehensive!
- Chapter 26 - Are You a Lesbian?
- Chapter 25 - Don't Say Things That Are Detrimental to Unity
- Chapter 24 - The Strong Never Complain About the Environment!
- Chapter 23 - I Must Be Sick
- Chapter 22 - Don't Talk, Put Your Hair Up
- Chapter 21 - He Really Deserves to Die!
- Chapter 20 - Once Suspicion is Born, Guilt is Already Established
- Chapter 19 - Pure and Innocent, With a Clear Conscience
- Chapter 18 - One Bout of Extroversion in Exchange for a Lifetime of Introversion
- Chapter 17 - The Joy of Shipping a CP!
- Chapter 16 - If You Suck, Practice More! Tsundere is a Nerfed Build!
- Chapter 15 - The Hanging Heart Finally Died
- Chapter 14 - The Ancient Greek God of Passive-Aggressiveness!
- Chapter 13 - People Who Love to Eat Are All Good People! Foodism!
- Chapter 12 - The Hard Currency of the Hospital!
- Chapter 11 - Love is Often Feeling Indebted; Not Loving is Often Feeling Ripped Off
- Chapter 10 - Pear Blossoms Bloom, Spring Brings the Rain; Pear Blossoms Fall, Spring Enters the Mud
- Chapter 9 - A Cup of Hot Tea, a Small Plot of Land, and a Hundred Million in Savings
- Chapter 8 - God, I'm Never Calling You Grandpa Again! You Don't Even Treat Me Like Your Grandson!
- Chapter 7 - Self-Seduction, He Loves Me So Much!
- Chapter 6 - Secretly Making Money and Not Telling Me!
- Chapter 5
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- Chapter 2 - Empty Greetings Are No Match for a Huge Sum of Money
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